pretty : shitty
When he is awkward, obligatory or otherwise unpleasant.

When he is awkward, obligatory or otherwise unpleasant.

When he’s so outdoorsy you think he might be homeless.

When he’s so outdoorsy you think he might be homeless.

When he’s kinda fucking creepy…

When he’s kinda fucking creepy…

When you just can’t play it cool and it sucks.

When you just can’t play it cool and it sucks.

When he’s SO easy.
(muddled idiom responses are welcome)

When he’s SO easy.

(muddled idiom responses are welcome)

When his big surprise is kinda tiny. 

When his big surprise is kinda tiny. 

When he’s buggin’ out!

When he’s buggin’ out!

When he’s throwin’ ‘bows to get on in there.

When he’s throwin’ ‘bows to get on in there.

To the haters.

To the haters.

One of the reasons I’ve been slacking: sprained thumb! Yay! But I haven’t let it stop me for too long… despite the pain I endured to pump out this next one. Stay tuned.

One of the reasons I’ve been slacking: sprained thumb! Yay! But I haven’t let it stop me for too long… despite the pain I endured to pump out this next one. Stay tuned.

Jerk.

Jerk.

When her ass is bigger than her undies. 

When her ass is bigger than her undies. 

Why no Monday post, pretty:shitty?

I’m busy working on 3 illustrations for SF Fashion & Merchants Alliance, and therefore haven’t had time for my regular Monday post. Boo. BUT — stay tuned for my featured illustrations on http://sffamainc.org/!!!

When he won’t shut the fuck up. 

When he won’t shut the fuck up.