pretty : shitty
When his big surprise is kinda tiny. 

When his big surprise is kinda tiny. 

When he’s buggin’ out!

When he’s buggin’ out!

When he’s throwin’ ‘bows to get on in there.

When he’s throwin’ ‘bows to get on in there.

To the haters.

To the haters.

One of the reasons I’ve been slacking: sprained thumb! Yay! But I haven’t let it stop me for too long… despite the pain I endured to pump out this next one. Stay tuned.

One of the reasons I’ve been slacking: sprained thumb! Yay! But I haven’t let it stop me for too long… despite the pain I endured to pump out this next one. Stay tuned.

Jerk.

Jerk.

When her ass is bigger than her undies. 

When her ass is bigger than her undies. 

Why no Monday post, pretty:shitty?

I’m busy working on 3 illustrations for SF Fashion & Merchants Alliance, and therefore haven’t had time for my regular Monday post. Boo. BUT — stay tuned for my featured illustrations on http://sffamainc.org/!!!

When he won’t shut the fuck up. 

When he won’t shut the fuck up. 

When he has the nerve to ask if he’s paying for everything on the SECOND date.

When he has the nerve to ask if he’s paying for everything on the SECOND date.

When he makes comedy jokes. 

When he makes comedy jokes. 

When ‘he’ is different every week. 

When ‘he’ is different every week. 

When you don’t even remember how inelegantly wasted you were. 

When you don’t even remember how inelegantly wasted you were. 

When he’s got fancier pants than you do.

When he’s got fancier pants than you do.